Really? I mean… Really?
June 22, 2009 by Michael Kelley
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and you thought “Testamints” were bad. 🙂
I guess I still think badly of Testamints. Now I can smell nicely and look pretty while thinking bad.
is this a new threads product?
Prototype. Just gathering market research.
but what does it smell like? roses? sugarplums? now i’m curious. i hope they have a scratch and sniff sticker on it…otherwise i might just get it to find out what Jesus wants me to smell like.
surely Song of Songs will come into play with subsequent products?
“Redeems you in his sight and takes the edge off of sinning.” WOW. Definitely a humanist came up with this idea. Reminds me of a free vodcast I watch: Mr. Deity. Same bent on humor.
Also, b/c we’ve seen similar items in “unnamed” Christian bookstores (my personal favorite: monster truck for Jesus), reminded of a quote I picked up by Flannery O’Connor: “Sentimentality is to Christianity as pornography is to art.” Fits well for my sermon this coming Sunday. Plus anytime you can say “pornography” in an SBC pulpit, you’re definitely going to get some attention at least for a minute or two 😉